the sun is gonna save me.

:33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws

:33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!*

x | x | x | x | x | x | x

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theyellovvbrickroad:

a fag walks into a gay bar

everybody is awed by the walking cigarette

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chuckquizmo:

my dashboard becomes a strange and scary place this time of the night

gaymzee:

please dont make jokes i am a joke and it offends me

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and the he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

“Avenge me.” 

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hazukashiiiii:

never challenge a blind guy t0 a staring c0ntest ED.

midnight dreambubble shenanigans

horrorshowdoctor:

My favorite Rose outfit.

Full size. (Warning: huge.)

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